Its my birthday today, January must be the worst month to have a birthday, everybody is totally p***** off as it is, all my presents are usually c*** bought in the sales or unwanted presents from Christmas as nobody has any money.
If you go out anywhere its like a ghost town and you have to be inside next to a fire and who's the most famous person i share my birthday with, Arthur Scargill, come on, Guy I knew who used to work for the council shared his birthday with Adolf Hitler and he was pretty proud of that. 
Happy Birthday Adolf
Lad in the office, his birthday coincides with the sinking of the titanic. What was the best thing i could find.... 2001 - Whitney Houston was stopped for possessing marijuana at Keahole-Kona International Airport.
So next year, my birthdays in July, the 4th maybe, Louis Armstrong was born on this day, its a serious holiday in the States, it should be hot or at the very least warm and there was even a flipping Tom Cruise Movie named after this date. Bring it on.
"without a doubt, the 4th July is the best date of the year"
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